rebelliousbieber:

my mom is nursing these kittens because their mommy got hurt, they have no patience

vavvie:

this is kind of a thank you thing to roosterteeth for always making me happy whenever im down. it’S KINDA shitty but idc

princessoffloral:

collectiveassbutts:

earthswinds:

I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”

So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what

in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra strap

(Source: needingiceland)

vanduobones:

I’ve been watching Gobelins films for the past couple of days and felt inspired! So, I took the traits from the guys’ Minecraft skins and kind of spiced them up.

itsstuckyinmyhead:

History told by Tumblr 

asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

now that im in the space mood i’d like to remind each and every one of you that NASA drew a dick on mars. we drew a dick on another planet.  that is mankind’s legacy.

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THIS IS AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF THE SURFACE OF MARS. PLEASE NEVER FORGET THIS.

beyoncefashionstyle:

The most accurate thing you will read today.

mollymullikin:

spoopycapaldii:

We’re up all night to get spoopy

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we’re up all night to get spoopy

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we’re up all night to get spoopy

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we’re up all night to get spoopy

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The last one FUCK ING KILLED ME

plays

pensacosi:

How to make comics

My first vine

(Source: vine.co)

http://thebestblogeverofalltime.tumblr.com/post/100605188257/humpkin-pie-an-au-where-agent-washington-is-a

humpkin-pie:

an au where agent Washington is a kindergarten teacher and teaching Junior.
and one day wash is going through Jr’s forms - like emergency contact, allergies, etc - and realizes he doesn’t know what Tucker’s first name is, since everyone just calls him Tucker he forgot that…

dylanr5:

tutsthepussy:

smoke weed, fine. graffiti, fucking do it man. party at strip clubs, more power to you.

but dont you fucking dare drive while drunk. you could kill someone else or yourself. do whatever you want unless you’re going to fuck up someone elses life.

AMEN

(Source: kennethamilton)

herwhisperisthe-jyp:

i had a dream that i was walking around in a shirt with stalks of corn all over it and somebody was like “wtf are u wearing?” and i said “it’s a crop top” i laughed so hard that i woke up

Tell me one thing. All those facts and figures I saw of The Doctor’s life, you were never alone. All those bright and shining companions! But not any more? 

No. 

Might I ask, why not? 

(Source: timelordgifs)

vampishly:

embryonicfriends:

juucbox:

macchabee:

b-a-c-o-n-s:

autumnyte:

(Rebloggable version of this reply, per request.)

Well, here’s the deal, anon. The Salvation Army is an evangelical Christian group, and they impose those beliefs on the people that they employ and the communities they serve. Here are a few examples:

They are so opposed to LGBT rights that they have lobbied multiple times for exemptions from Federal and Local anti-discrimination laws, and threatened to withdraw their services. 

They refused to provide shelter to a homeless gay couple, unless they broke up and renounced their homosexuality. 

They refused to provide a transgender woman with shelter that was congruent with her gender presentation, instead insisting she house with men. She chose instead to sleep on the sidewalk and died from the cold.  

Speaking of gender, there was also this charming incident where one of their hostels refused to open the door for a 17-year-old victim who had just been brutally raped (or even call the police for her) because that particular hostel had a strict “men only” policy.

Children who can’t prove their immigration status are turned away.

The organization also disposes of any Harry Potter or Twilight related donations (rather than giving them to other charities), because they claim the toys are “incompatible with the charity’s Christian beliefs”. 

During the Bush Administration (thanks to ‘faith-based initiatives’) they fired about 20 long-time employees (Jewish, Muslim, Hindu and Gay), simply for refusing to sign the organization’s statement of Christian belief.  

So, that—in a nutshell—is what’s wrong with it.

i will never stop spreading the word about how fucking shady the salvation army is

think twice before you donate to the bell-ringers in your local mall this holiday season … i am planning on starting a dialogue with the ones that are set to station themselves outside the store i work in

also one time i volunteered with the salvation army around christmas time being an “elf” and helping parents pick out free donated toys for their kids

which was all well and good until they ESCORTED TWO MEN OUT OF THE BUILDING BECAUSE THEY “LOOKED GAY”

this was a first-hand eyewitness account and i should have left then and there, but seeing as i needed to take the bus back to school…

And this is why I starting to donate to other charities around Christmas.

No more red buckets for me.

and theres also how in Australia they have teared apart native aboriginal communities to “christianize” them and make them part of capitalist western society, up until the late 60’s they assisted with the taking of aboriginal children from their families in the stolen generation and put the children into missions where they would follow strict pattern of work and christian education

heres a buttload more reasons too including sources for what i just said

reblogging again because of that whole “but salvation army is changed!!11!!” post circulating because people need to be reminded of the terrible shit they’ve done

genderfluidstrider:

can i trade in my reproductive organs for video games and electronics