glasseskiwi:

5eva:

y’all act like public schools are the worst but i went to a private school for nine months and at one point the boys discovered if you spray your nipple with deodorant for fifteen seconds and flick it then it comes off so they all started doing it and my friend walked into the changing room and got hit in the eye by a flying nipple

HORRIFIED SCREAMS

#I THINK THEY MEANT THE DEODORANT COMES OFF IN A NIPPLE SHAPE NOT THE ACTUAL NIPPLE

LESS HORRIFIED SCREAMS

(Source: uglygirlsassociation)

shubbabang:

Petition for this to happen in a commercial.

confessionforanothertime:

I’M NOT CRYING. YOU’RE CRYING.

↳ ruby + crescent rose

(Source: dickygingersnapmadden)

katarasaang:

achievement hunter did u mean 

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nosdrinker:

*saves game six times just in case*

(Source: nosdrinker)

(Source: oh-fuckberries)

sargentdextergrif:

igavvedit:

basebasebasebasebaseknowledge:

basebasebasebasebaseknowledge:

MILES NO

MILES PLS

MILES WHY

HAVENT YOU HURT US ENOUGH

basebasebasebasebaseknowledge:

Here have some combat Wash because the animation in this episode was fucking incredible

rnedia:

trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on

(Source: neptunain)

(Source: raydayton)

victyrion:

jibblyuniverse:

turntechhgodhead:

groupautogenics2:

monarchie:

Iceland

where’s the fuckin ice

in Greenland

I still believe Iceland and Greenland sat down in a meeting one day and it started with
"You know what’ll piss people off"

that’s actually not too far off from what actually happened

(Source: kafkae)