gavinfreeappreciation:

daddykinkcapaldi:

decibelsandpaperbacks:

This week on Tumblr:

It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.

hail hydra

an entire fandom collapsed because of a building

hail-merome:

its-a-combat-skirt:

jus-mae:

BURNIE NO

WE COULD BUY IT

All fandom members: if we all pitch in we could probably buy it

jesussbabymomma:

FOR MY SOCIOLOGY EXPERIMENT I TOOK RANDOM NAPS AROUND THE SCHOOL THIS WAS THE WORST AND BEST THING THING IVE EVER DONE

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"HOMELESS GIRL" AND "GET YOUR PILLOW OFF THE DIRTY  ASS FLOOR" WERE MY FAVORITE QUOTES OF THE DAY

How to color eggs with onion shells.

wewantwow:

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This must be the most beautiful DIY tutorial I have ever seen. And it so happens to be in style of this weekend. Found on Ulicam, a very nice blog by Ulrika Kestere, photographer and illustrator. For the whole tutorial and lot’s of inspiration, click here.

moniquill:

Someone stuck a plunger on the back of a chicken FOR SCIENCE.

How do I get that job? Why was that career path never laid out for me when I was in middle school?

pajamaben:

"Billy where is your homework?"

"im sorry Ms. Klein my dog- *sees dog in the window make a throat cutting motion* -gone cat ate it”

I don’t know if any of you realise how groundbreaking this is — the monarch is NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THIS. They are supposed to be impartial and not publicly speak out about their personal political views, although this rule has been broken and bent in the past. But this is a REALLY HUGE DEAL.

reye-chan:

ruffnutthorstonthebesttwin:

scarvenrot:

7hrone:

eridick-amporna:

astrofacto:

cabbagepatchcat:

loveschach:

THIS IS BY FAR THE BEST USE OF THE SNK OPENING

I almost choked from how perfect this was

omfg

is that christopher walken

WHY DOES IT SYNC UP LIKE THAT

I FUCKING CRACKED UP WHEN HE JUMPED OVER THE RAILING

((I lost it when he started flying.))

is christopher walken even real or does everyone on the planet share a mass hallucination

indecisivebeewolf:

heyfunniest:

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Best gif usage

krocatoo:

Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.

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basedpenny:

sleeping in the same room as yang lets you save HUGE amounts of money on nightlights 

simplyroosterteeththings:

suggested by girlyshippings

sailor-ramiel:

sora2522:

karenhurley:

This flower shaped confetti contains flower seeds that grow into wildflowers. It is hand made and biodegradable so it leaves no waste. Via

This is actually kinda perfect for outdoor weddings omg

casually reblogging this entire tag lol whoop