dacasyo:

iconic

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

I worked at Cracker Barrel when the duck dynasty guy said he doesn’t understand being gay or something I literally don’t remember but everyone lost their damn minds so cracker barrel got pressured into taking all its duck dynasty stuff off the shelves which at the time was like 87% of their merchandise and do you know how many 65 year old men thought that I was Personally Responsible for that decision

Old dudes thought I was Undercover Boss and if they yelled loud enough I’d say “ya got me. I’m the Cracker Barrel CEO. The big CB. I AM the Barrel. The Law. I’ll put that stuff back up right away.”

More than one of them yelled at me for violating their first amendment rights. Which, you know, includes the explicit right to purchase Duck Dynasty Wall Clocks at Cracker Barrel for 35.99 USD.

Corporate actually issued scripts to us to deal with the situation.

And then it got more wild bc one of my coworkers remembered I was gay and thought I must be so hurt by everything.

She and my other coworkers were like “this must be so hard for you. I’m so sorry.”

And it was really considerate and sweet but I was like

the duck dynasty man lives in a swamp and is famous for having a beard. I didn’t…… like……I wasn’t invested in his opinion.

I just looked up the exact quote and found out he said some racist stuff in the interview which again shouldn’t be surprising but now I’m really glad we didn’t sell those old men their fucking lamps lmao.

mousethephoenix:

conquerorwurm:

metalgirlysolid:

shrimppunk:

tombstonettromboners:

jewishzevran:

backstageleft:

Okay so @q2qcomics and I are currently apartment hunting for the fall and I just stumbled upon the weirdest apartment ever. 

Like at first, wow this looks nice:

How can it be only $650/mo?? Something’s gotta be wrong with it.

… And then you find the floorplan:

Like… WTF is this place? And you realize it’s on bottom of three “apartment units” (Clearly this was meant to be one big place). 

This is your enterance:

Have fun living in the maintenance hallway under the rich folks. 

It comes with such stunning features as:

Creepy ass long murder hallways.

A room with many doors (all closets).

A bathroom that’s clearly just meant for storage.

And whatever this thing is in your kitchen.

I hope you like wine, A LOT.

this. this is a video game apartment. be wary of lurking assassins. any stray chests probably contain loose gold or weapons

honestly I’d totally live in this amateur counter strike mapper’s first map

I don’t give a shit that the bathroom is in another timezone its cheaper than anything around here

This is literally the first level of Hitman 2

What the fuck

what does it all mean

pokemon-professor-grey:

thetrippytrip:

I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that

@ikunihattori

controversial opinion

brinigi:

potarafusions:

dogs and cats are…….. both good……

This is bullshit. Dogs and cats are both GREAT

ohsosnarky:

wishful-thinkment:

thatsthat24:

cumenchantress:

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/sausage-addicted-kookaburra-too-fat-to-fly/story-e6frflri-1225872729208

That is the face of no regrets.

what people don’t realise is that, when it comes to kookaburras, you don’t have a choice about whether your feed them or not. they’re gonna eat your food. 

You think we’re kidding. We’re not.

terriblecacti:

Why is it on Tumblr Mobile™ you can close the app and open it 3 days later and still be on the same spot of your dash, but then other times you switch out of the app to respond to a text, and when you immediately come back, it’s gone, your family is gone, your house is gone, your dignity is gone.

nonbinaryc3po:

Listen, if you give me only verbal instructions, understand that I will not understand a word you said no matter how good they were if it’s more than one or two steps

hopipp:

biyomon:

leecario:

dashboardsatan:

jeeorno:

enecoo:

Mineta

bad post op

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unbelievableviews:

pocketbucky:

nobody talks about how ugly taking care of yourself can be

yes, sometimes it’s taking a warm bath and texting memes to friends and keeping an aesthetically pretty journal.

sometimes it’s crying silently on your couch at 3am, hugging yourself and reminding yourself that you’re a good person.

self care is not always ‘aesthetic’ and cute…and that’s ok. don’t be embarrassed, just do what you need to do.

This needed to be said.

murderweapon:

sagittarius season

chuckdrawsthings:

veganthranduil:

chuckdrawsthings:

do pigeons sometimes forget they can fly or what

actually!! apparently it takes up a lot of energy to lift off, so to pigeons, humans are just not worth the bother

this is an excellent fact. we are insignificant to them and i love it

did-you-kno:

There’s a penthouse in Guadalajara with a glass floor bathroom that sits above a 15-story elevator shaft. The colonial building was originally intended to have a second elevator, but it was never installed- so the designer decided to expose the 15-story shaft, which just happened to be under a bathroom. Source Source 2